Olympics Anniversary Pillows

'Really? -- the official steroid of the 2012 Olympics?'

Muscles

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

Dating is so expensive...

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"Regular service or affected?"

Bradley Wiggins

Things I love about Powell River...

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Rent-a-car! We pick you up

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Olympic Climate

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Sumo Love.

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

"I'm going in."

The London Olympic bid

Zdeno Chara

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."