World Event Anniversary Pillows

"To hell with Emerald City - the Munchkins have beer and cigarettes!"

Dating is so expensive...

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

Human Rights and the USA

Things I love about Powell River...

"Regular service or affected?"

Putin's birthday cake - blowing up the world.

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

Authorization for the Use of Farce

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

Employee lays in his 'OUT' box

Militant Pacifists

"I propose we build a panic room."

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

The Atomium Bombs

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

"We could agree to disagree but then I'd just be preoccupied with you being wrong."

Proxy War Redux

'Really? -- the official steroid of the 2012 Olympics?'

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

Rescue Guide

Toy Soldiers - Toy Human Shield

WTO-Free Traitor.

'What made that candidate stand out?'

'I'm bouncing with enthusiasm.'

World Cup - Countdown