World Event Anniversary Pillows

"To hell with Emerald City - the Munchkins have beer and cigarettes!"

Dating is so expensive...

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

Things I love about Powell River...

"Regular service or affected?"

Human Rights and the USA

Putin's birthday cake - blowing up the world.

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Employee lays in his 'OUT' box

"I propose we build a panic room."

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

Militant Pacifists

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

"We could agree to disagree but then I'd just be preoccupied with you being wrong."

'Really? -- the official steroid of the 2012 Olympics?'

Rescue Guide

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

Toy Soldiers - Toy Human Shield

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

WTO-Free Traitor.

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

'What made that candidate stand out?'

'I'm bouncing with enthusiasm.'