Centennial Anniversary Gifts

100th Birthday

Dating is so expensive...

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Pearly King and Queen

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

Things I love about Powell River...

"Regular service or affected?"

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Employee lays in his 'OUT' box

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

"I propose we build a panic room."

A senior moment.

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

"We could agree to disagree but then I'd just be preoccupied with you being wrong."

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

"And they all said, twenty five years ago, that our trial seperation wouldn't last!!"

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

'Since we've been married thirty years, Lester, I think it's time to face up to the fact that we've been seeing too much of each other.'

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

The y2k bug being chased by the JFK bug