Anniversaries Gifts

Let's grow old together!

"I still can't believe that you've booked a table for two on our anniversary you old romantic!"

"This my wife of 42 years...uh..." "Lisa."

Happy Anniversary!

'How could you - of all creatures - forget our anniversary?'

'My husband says that for our twenty-fifth anniversary, he's going to spend 25 billable hours on me.'

'You remembered our anniversary!'

"It's our anniversary, bring us your best bottle of beer."

'Hey, honey, remember when I told you to expect a big surprise on our anniversary? Well, I snuck off to go hunting with Cliff - SURPRISE!'

'We got married on Cup Final day so that he wouldn't forget our anniversary.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'We got married on Cup Final Day so that he wouldn't forget our anniversary.'

"And they all said, twenty five years ago, that our trial seperation wouldn't last!!"

'My, doesn't time fly? I can hardly believe it's been a year since you last forgot our anniversary!'

'I can't believe it - fifty years married and all I've ever been is Plan B!'

'The anniversary was bad enough, but this time I forgot her NAME!'

'Here's to thirty years for paying the piper for love at first sight.'

"What's the occasion? Candles, wine, that fancy dress? It's not like today's our anniv....oops!"

"This is where the party budget ran out."

'I can sense you're upset Darling: Did I miss our anniversary again?'

"My husband never forgets our anniversary - I made sure we married on his birthday..."

'Harvey and I have been together for forty years. Through thin and thick.'

Leather Anniversary

"Renew our vows! What. . . all of them?!"

"You missed our anniversary again."

"To my wife of fifteen years —arguably the best of my many perks."

"None for me, thanks."

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

'I guess a facial hair removal kit isn't a good anniversary present.'

"Happy anniversary, Al! My memory's as good as ever!" "My name's Francis."

"Yeah, it's birthday cake again! With so many of us in the colony, it's somebody's birthday every single day..."

"Thanks, it's hard to believe I've been with the company for a hundred and twenty quarters."

"He was born in this very bed in this very hospital seven years ago this very day. He's not very well, is he?"

"Really? It's our 21st wedding anniversary?... I don't remember breaking three mirrors."

'Since we've been married thirty years, Lester, I think it's time to face up to the fact that we've been seeing too much of each other.'