Wedding Anniversaries Gifts

"I told your parents I would convert."

"Are the kids asleep?"

Necking Giraffes

'It's no use coming that Chinese laundry business with me, Charlie Plunkett!'

Bridesmaid holding up the Bride's dress.

Suzies days as a flower girl were numbered.

"No I don't have a motor bike - just a big angry missus!"

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

'Don't I get to read the small print?'

'Thank you, my dear, for taking the runt of my litter in holy matrimony...'

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

"Jackpot ladies! I told you wedding venues were always full of fresh flowers!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Playing Fetch.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Killer Executive Suits.

You're my Mona Lisa.

"This place has the best happy hour."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

LAY ZEE FUK

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."