Celestial Have-a-go Pillows

"Can you wait just a minute while I check my latest horoscope?"

"Good game."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

Shoe repair

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

New Years Reolutions

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

'I miss the evildoers.'

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

"It's from the IRS. They demand full disclosure of all treasures laid up here."

'It's too LATE to show remorse!'

Benedict XVI Resigns.

"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."

'-and I'll tell you something else-it beats playing the harp!'

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

Halo Repair

"Christ on a bike. Again. Again with the electric shaver."

Uh-Oh...

"Do you have anything with a view of God?"

Pluto Named Dwarf Planet

Inventive Uses of Halo

'I still feel empty.'

"I don't know about this freelancing. I'd like someone to guard."