"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."
Celestial Chortler Gifts
Looking for a gift that celebrates the celestial chortler, the cosmic lover of laughter and light-hearted fun? Explore our collection of creatively designed gifts featuring playful and humorous space-themed elements. Perfect for anyone who finds joy among the stars and has a sense of humor about the universe, these products are a delightful way to bring a little cosmic cheer into everyday life.
"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."
As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'
'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'
"OMG, LOL!"
'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'
"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."
"At least we're consistent ... "
"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."
'Peace on...peace on...good heavens! Where are we?!'
'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'
"Actually, they all look alike to me."
God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.
"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."
Various Birds of Pray.
Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.
But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.
Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.
"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."
"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"
Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.
'I heard it was because of a broken charger.'
"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"
I have a higher escape velocity than you! It has nothing to do with being clingy!
He's very defensive about his personal space.
'They come down here to smoke.'
"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"
'When you've seen one star you've seen them all, but every episode of Bargain Hunt is different.'
"It's from the IRS. They demand full disclosure of all treasures laid up here."
"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."
'It's too LATE to show remorse!'
'Why not put it in position first then fill it with water?'
How's your mood this week, Al? I'm happy as a clam, doctor. Great. Let me ask you something: The last time you saw a clam, how happy did he appear to be?
"Well, of course you feel like you are - We ARE all just going around in circles!"
"If we came here in a faster-than-light spaceship, shouldn't it be dark out?"
Celestial Chortler Gifts Collection
Celestial Chortler Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for the celestial chortler, where humor meets the cosmos on every cup—perfect for morning giggles and starry-eyed coffee breaks.
Celestial Chortler Pillows
Brighten their space with our playful celestial chortler pillows—cosmic comfort with a humorous twist, ideal for lounging among the stars.
Celestial Chortler Prints
Discover whimsical prints for the celestial chortler, featuring fun and funny space-inspired designs that make stellar wall art or thoughtful gifts.
Celestial Chortler T-Shirts
Check out our witty space-themed t-shirts for the celestial chortler, combining humor with a starry style that’s sure to spark smiles and celestial conversations.