Celestial Chortler Pillows

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

"OMG, LOL!"

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"At least we're consistent ... "

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

'Peace on...peace on...good heavens! Where are we?!'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

Various Birds of Pray.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

'They come down here to smoke.'

'I heard it was because of a broken charger.'

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

"It's from the IRS. They demand full disclosure of all treasures laid up here."

'It's too LATE to show remorse!'

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

"Well, of course you feel like you are - We ARE all just going around in circles!"

'Why not put it in position first then fill it with water?'

"Read my lips!"

"If we came here in a faster-than-light spaceship, shouldn't it be dark out?"