Golfing Bishop.
Celestial Chipper Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the wonder of the cosmos and your creative spirit? Our celestial-themed products are perfect for those enchanted by stars, moons, and the universe. Brighten their day with clever designs and heartfelt humor, whether on mugs, shirts, pillows, or prints. These unique items are a stellar way to show your admiration for a fellow star-gazer or a cosmic adventurer in your life.
"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"
The Solar System (after deregulation)
"I never dreamed we'd migrate."
"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"
Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.
"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."
'I wish I was creative'
"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"
"I don't see HIS name on it."
'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'
'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'
"So big data in the cloud really exists!"
"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."
"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"
God Plays Baseball with the Earth
Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.
'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'
Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017
But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.
Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.
"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"
Johannes Kepler
'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'
No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.
I have a higher escape velocity than you! It has nothing to do with being clingy!
'...I think I found Ursa Major.'
"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"
"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"
It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."
New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.
"Wow - you should've been out there! That meteor shower was spectacular!!"
FSBO Heaven
On the bright side, Luther could now distinguish between meteors and meteorites.
"Can you wait just a minute while I check my latest horoscope?"
Celestial Chipper Gifts Collection
Celestial Chipper Mugs
Explore our collection of celestial chipper mugs, perfect for star lovers and cosmic dreamers who want to start their day with a smile.
Celestial Chipper Pillows
Add a touch of the universe to your home with our celestial chipper pillows, blending comfort and cosmic charm in one perfect package.
Celestial Chipper Prints
Inspire your space with our celestial-themed prints, capturing the beauty and mystery of the universe for your wall art.
Celestial Chipper T-Shirts
Discover our celestial chipper t-shirts featuring witty designs that let you wear your cosmic love wherever you go.