Celestial Connector Gifts

"Anything's possible if you know the right people."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Golfing Bishop.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

The Big Tipper

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"So big data in the cloud really exists!"

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

Surfing alien.

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

SOE (South Of Earth)

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Johannes Kepler

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

Connect This, Woo-Woos

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

Heavenly Ships

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'