Celestial Chipper Pillows

Golfing Bishop.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'I wish I was creative'

"I don't see HIS name on it."

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

Johannes Kepler

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

FSBO Heaven

"Wow - you should've been out there! That meteor shower was spectacular!!"

"Did you do all of this for me?"

On the bright side, Luther could now distinguish between meteors and meteorites.

"Can you wait just a minute while I check my latest horoscope?"