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Golfing Bishop.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'I wish I was creative'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

"I don't see HIS name on it."

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

"So big data in the cloud really exists!"

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

Johannes Kepler

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

I have a higher escape velocity than you! It has nothing to do with being clingy!

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

"Wow - you should've been out there! That meteor shower was spectacular!!"

FSBO Heaven

On the bright side, Luther could now distinguish between meteors and meteorites.

"Can you wait just a minute while I check my latest horoscope?"