Celebrity Trivia Lover Pillows

Deep End...Shallow End

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"Useless information"

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Tom Hanks

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

Hollywood Breakup

JET (Part I)

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

Trivia/Great Literature.

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

Weditorials

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

Larry King

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

John Stride

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Groupeé? You can call me "Booster." Dr. Noodle. Hey, who was that who just left your office? Was that that historian I saw on TV? Herodotus Jenkins? I can't say. He's the best. He come here this time every week? I can't say. And who's that out in the waiting room? Is that Brock Manly of "Fast & Furious 12" fame? I can't say. What brings you here? I heard you treat all the famous people. I just thought it might be nice to know the rich and famous are as messed up a

Walken On Clouds

'We know you are a serious actress..'

To Get Pardoned by Trump, Become a Celeb