Celebrity Trivia Lover Gifts

Deep End...Shallow End

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"Useless information"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Tom Hanks

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

Trivia/Great Literature.

JET (Part I)

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Hollywood Breakup

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Weditorials

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Baldness Facts

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Walken On Clouds