Celebrity Trivia Guru Gifts

RIP Verne Troyer

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Tom Hanks

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Hollywood Breakup

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

Larry King

Weditorials

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

John Stride

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

Whoopie Goldberg

To Get Pardoned by Trump, Become a Celeb

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

Walken On Clouds

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Groupeé? You can call me "Booster." Dr. Noodle. Hey, who was that who just left your office? Was that that historian I saw on TV? Herodotus Jenkins? I can't say. He's the best. He come here this time every week? I can't say. And who's that out in the waiting room? Is that Brock Manly of "Fast & Furious 12" fame? I can't say. What brings you here? I heard you treat all the famous people. I just thought it might be nice to know the rich and famous are as messed up a

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

'We know you are a serious actress..'

'My degree is in journalism but with a major emphasis in celebrity gossip.'

Sunny and Chair

Jude Law.

Johnny Depp

'I agree that the publicity would be good for your blog, but how are you going to get a Kardashian to date you?'