Celebrity Trivia Pillows

"Who's the actress that's married to the guy who was in that movie about cops with the actor who starred with the woman in that TV show about doctors?"

"No, no, no...it's not a trick question. I just think that your celebrity crush says a lot about what you want in another person?"

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Meanwhile in Hollywood

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Tom Hanks

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Hollywood Breakup

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

John Stride

Larry King

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Weditorials

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Good Morning Britain

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Groupeé? You can call me "Booster." Dr. Noodle. Hey, who was that who just left your office? Was that that historian I saw on TV? Herodotus Jenkins? I can't say. He's the best. He come here this time every week? I can't say. And who's that out in the waiting room? Is that Brock Manly of "Fast & Furious 12" fame? I can't say. What brings you here? I heard you treat all the famous people. I just thought it might be nice to know the rich and famous are as messed up a

'We know you are a serious actress..'

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

To Get Pardoned by Trump, Become a Celeb

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."

Walken On Clouds

Whoopie Goldberg

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church