Celebrity Trivia Pillows

"Who's the actress that's married to the guy who was in that movie about cops with the actor who starred with the woman in that TV show about doctors?"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Tom Hanks

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Hollywood Breakup

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Weditorials

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

Walken On Clouds

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

'We know you are a serious actress..'

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."