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'How fast can you hype?'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Sir Winston Churchill

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

The Dubloon Stops Here

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Teamwork!

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

Time Machine Collision

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

'Our Board of Directors are really very fickle!'

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

The House of Commons.

Decision Making Block

Succession 2

Go slow delegating authority. First learn how to delegate blame.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."