Celebrity Guru Prints

Hoping to appear 'hipper,' many candidates are sporting Justin Bieber haircuts.'

'So far, I've cleared my mind of everything except Angelina Jolie.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Showbiz Awards

'How fast can you hype?'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Sir Winston Churchill

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

The Dubloon Stops Here

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Teamwork!

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Time Machine Collision

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

'Our Board of Directors are really very fickle!'

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

The House of Commons.

Decision Making Block

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Succession 2

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Go slow delegating authority. First learn how to delegate blame.

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'