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'Just decaning the wine, Dear; I'll be in, in a sec. Someone's at the door; and oh, yeah, the dog needs to be let in.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'How fast can you hype?'

Showbiz Awards

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Succession 2

Kirsten Johnson

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

Come dine with me!

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

Third eye

"I was solving those same problems when I was your age."

Fish building a bomb to save themselves.

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

'That's the best advice you got? There's no business like show business?'

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

Hamlet's Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson Contemplates Show Business.

'It's just that simple. So act now and start barking up the 'right' tree.'

'Last arrests at the bar please...!'

'Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!'

Fishes

"We've been here forty years - When do we get our golden parachutes?"

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

"I charge according to the size of the target."

"Let me through, I've seen every episode of casualty."

Liv Ullmann

"Maybe when they're a little older, my son can help yours with his homework."