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"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Waterfall of Disappointment

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

"You need a mint."

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

'Let's do lunch.'

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Hey babe, I got two tickets to the gun show, you interested?'

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

'I love you just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.'

"I'm so shallow."

'You must be Olivia.'

"So tell me again where you're from."

"I'll wait, my wife's in the loo."