Celebrity Lovers Pillows

The Beckham in right now

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Bryan Ferry

Tom Hanks

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'I'm a star!'

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Leo McKern

JET (Part I)

Harriet Walter

Michael Caine

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

David Bowie

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Meryl Streep

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

Viggo Mortensen

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?'

Daniel Day Lewis

Melanie Griffith

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

Inventor of wheel and discoverer of fire seen on date! More (arrow). The first tabloid.

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