Celebrity Lovers Prints

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Bryan Ferry

Tom Hanks

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Harriet Walter

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Leo McKern

'I'm a star!'

JET (Part I)

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

The Month of June

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'