Celebrity Romantic Prints

'My husband is an Astronomer: He treats me like a star...'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

The americanisation of vulture.

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"So, what you're telling me is: I have unusually high negatives for a third-year husband..."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Little Red Riding Carpet

Tom Hanks

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Toothbrush Romance

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"