Sports Celeb Lover Pillows

Harry Kewell

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Mixed Doubles.

The Salmon Run

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'Best save I've ever seen.'

The Other Cooperstown

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Dialogue about the relationship.

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Egyptian Football

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Golf with a difference

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

I love Basketball.

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."