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"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

The Salmon Run

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

The Other Cooperstown

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Egyptian Football

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Golf with a difference

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love Basketball.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."