Celebrity Sports Admirer Pillows

"I've been playing fantasy football all night - I dreamt you were David Ginola-then David Beckham-then...."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Pete Sampras

Raheem Sterling

Bryan Ferry

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

The Other Cooperstown

Tom Hanks

Bradley Wiggins

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Hollywood producer.

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

Harriet Walter

Wilfried Zaha

Leo McKern

Michael Caine

Meryl Streep

David Bowie

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Football Sculpture.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Viggo Mortensen

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

TV stage door

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Daniel Day Lewis

Emma Watson

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?'

Melanie Griffith

Bradley Wiggins

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

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