Celebrity Advice Skeptics Gifts

'The 12 Habits of People Just Barely Holding Their Own.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"All the celebrities come here."

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

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John Stride

'My philosophy has always been, sell advice, don't follow it.'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

Let's try something new, Al. I'll say a word, then you remain mercifully silent for the rest of the hour.

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

COVID tips from Wild Animals

Whoopie Goldberg

Walken On Clouds

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

Recruitment Agency - Tips for getting that dream job.

'We know you are a serious actress..'

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

Jude Law.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

"I understand you've learned some new tricks since you were here last."

"You won't find Miss Miriam Hirschman an easy nut to crack, Mr. Leno."

Johnny Depp

'I was talking to that George Clooney yesterday. He is SUCH a name-dropper.'

"I suggest you take these pills on an empty stomach."

Celebrity Shark Attack.

'The galaxy explodes in a fiery hellscape... but first, the latest on Linsay Lohan!'

'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'