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'The 12 Habits of People Just Barely Holding Their Own.'

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"All the celebrities come here."

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

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“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

'My philosophy has always been, sell advice, don't follow it.'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Walken On Clouds

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

'We know you are a serious actress..'

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'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

"I understand you've learned some new tricks since you were here last."

"You won't find Miss Miriam Hirschman an easy nut to crack, Mr. Leno."

"I suggest you take these pills on an empty stomach."

Celebrity Shark Attack.

Then Cinderella married the Prince and had to learn how to dodge the paparazzi.

'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'

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