Cave Diver Gifts

"No - I've never heard of the mile low club."

"Oh yeah, pick me last again."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The Questioner'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

The discovery of electricity...

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

'It's an antique!'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

You have the worst spring breath.

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

"Professor, this changes everything."

Guide fish.

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Mammoth Posing

"Oooh... bacon!"

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

Happy Valentine's Day.

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.