Cave Diving Gifts

'The Mexican cave-diving was the last of his Things To Do Before He Died. Unfortunately, making a will didn't make the list. . .'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Cave Diver

'Cannonball!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Fishing Tales

Very Difficult Conversations

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Scuba cow"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish snorkling above water.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

underwater knight

The discovery of electricity...

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

Diving Cat.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Mermaid Art

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'It's an antique!'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

The Perfect Cannonball

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

The circus diver.