Caves Gifts

Bats with blankets.

'Finding a good cave is hard these days: They all seem to be full of these ape-like creatures...'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

"Yeah, yeah, laugh! You see, my cave is dark, warm and damp, so every Spring, when I wake up, I'm covered in fungi..."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

The discovery of electricity...

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

"Professor, this changes everything."

Den Furniture

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Early cave painters

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

"Crap. I overslept."

Early Sexting

"Gesundheit!"

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Cave Painter