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'The Mexican cave-diving was the last of his Things To Do Before He Died. Unfortunately, making a will didn't make the list. . .'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Cave Diver

'Cannonball!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Fishing Tales

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Very Difficult Conversations

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Scuba cow"

Fish snorkling above water.

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

The discovery of electricity...

underwater knight

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"You two seem oddly suited."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

Diving Cat.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

The Perfect Cannonball

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Mermaid Art

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

'It's an antique!'