Catty Connoisseur Gifts

The Great Catsby.

The wonderful world of cheese.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Chocolate Shop

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"He's an abstract artist."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

The dark side of Halloween.

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Secret sweetie drawer...

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

Who's a cutey?

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Bats with blankets.

"I suffered a stroke."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."