Catty Connoisseur Pillows

The Great Catsby.

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Chocolate Shop

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

"He's an abstract artist."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

The dark side of Halloween.

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Secret sweetie drawer...

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Who's a cutey?

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Bats with blankets.

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"It's called 'Sold'."

"I suffered a stroke."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."