Cattle Rearer Gifts

Barn

Shepherd

Shepherd

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

A cow ventriloquist.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

Ranch Dressing

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

Therapy for the cow dependent

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

They're Brazillian!

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

'Oh, shut up!'

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

Cattle farmer's super-market