Cathedral Fan Gifts

The Humpback of Notre Dame.

Notre Dame Fire

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Dead Funny

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Joe Biden

Juggler and Illusionist

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Clown walks balloon dog

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'