Catering Coordinator Pillows

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Come dine with me!

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"This is our soft opening."

Canape?

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'I always cry at weddings!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Burnt or Raw?

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

A Woman Holding Canapes

'I was in the catering corps.'

Time for Tea!

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'