Caterer Pillows

'These sandwiches are a tad disappointing...well, there's nothing on them.'

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

Hunting cavemen - 'We had that last week,'

'Okay, so you were right; maybe figuring 13 bottles of wine per person was a little too much.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Elf Entrepreneur - Rudolph Burgers.

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Ramses' kitchen nightmares'.

'We just drive by and throw candy and stuff like in a parade.'

Roasted

"Ok, so this must be the ingredients."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Long suffering cricket wife

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

Inhospitality tent.

Home cafeteria.

Come dine with me!

'Sorry there's no food. We were kind of hoping you'd bring some.'

Time for Tea!

'Doreen's got a marvellous idea for attracting the tourists'.

'Good buffet?'

'What have you got?'

'Do you cater for wedding anniversaries?'

"Get plenty of beans ready, here comes the wind section."

"Do you do catering?"

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

'This tasted a lot better at the trade show, Sammy.'

"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"

"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"

'Yes I know he wanted to be in the catering corps.'

Food sign on the mountain.

"The crab bisque, the tournedos, the bourbon soufflé... Thank you so much for trying."

Wedding Fayre

'Anyone for volley-vaunts?'