Caterer Gifts

'These sandwiches are a tad disappointing...well, there's nothing on them.'

"The key issue we face is that there are 10 of us, but only 9 biscuits..."

Hunting cavemen - 'We had that last week,'

'Okay, so you were right; maybe figuring 13 bottles of wine per person was a little too much.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

'suddenly, Ken regretted eating the ploughman's lunch'

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Ramses' kitchen nightmares'.

Elf Entrepreneur - Rudolph Burgers.

Roasted

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

'Do you cater for wedding anniversaries?'

Inhospitality tent.

Long suffering cricket wife

"Ok, so this must be the ingredients."

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

'Doreen's got a marvellous idea for attracting the tourists'.

'Sorry there's no food. We were kind of hoping you'd bring some.'

Time for Tea!

Home cafeteria.

Come dine with me!

'What have you got?'

'Good buffet?'

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'We just drive by and throw candy and stuff like in a parade.'

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

'What did you say?' - 'I was talking to my broccoli.'

"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"

'Do you do wedding receptions?'

Dancing Chicken - A chicken tries to save itself by performing a song and dance routine.

'We're going to have to pass on the painting - but we'll take a case of this wine!'

'So to sum up this lengthy discussion: at the next meeting we'd prefer one platter of Brie and grape, one of honey glazed ham, and one of roast beef with wild horseradish - and NO cheese and pickle.'