Catering Coordinator Gifts

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Come dine with me!

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Canape?

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"This is our soft opening."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'I always cry at weddings!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

A Woman Holding Canapes

Burnt or Raw?

'I was in the catering corps.'

Time for Tea!