Catering Gifts

'These sandwiches are a tad disappointing...well, there's nothing on them.'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

'We just drive by and throw candy and stuff like in a parade.'

Inhospitality tent.

'Do you cater for wedding anniversaries?'

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

'Doreen's got a marvellous idea for attracting the tourists'.

'This tasted a lot better at the trade show, Sammy.'

'In a gesture of bipartisanship, the grand bargain was put on the table along with an assortment of cookies, fruit, canapes, pigs in blankets, and other horderves.'

Pedro Castillo never forgot his humble beginnings in catering.

Chef De Party.

"We got him through a firm of headhunters"

'So to sum up this lengthy discussion: at the next meeting we'd prefer one platter of Brie and grape, one of honey glazed ham, and one of roast beef with wild horseradish - and NO cheese and pickle.'

'The pastries are good, but I'd stay away from that cheese.'

Olympic Catering: 'A small coffee please.'

"She can't take any constructive criticism."

'Show Off'. Hat size jealousy among chefs.

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

"Get plenty of beans ready, here comes the wind section."

Inhospitality Tent

'Fill it up please. I meant the olive bowl.'

Catering Engineers Co.:Always Out When You Need Us

'It was a great party Darling, but as usual, we had too much food...'

"Oh -- I've got one! If you could have dinner with anyone from history, living or dead, who would you have cater it?"

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'Excuse me - there's a fly in my soup!'

'Lunch is in twenty minutes sir, may I take your order?'

'The health dept. takes a great leap forward.'

'I believe all the donuts are fulled with custard. Are there any other questions?'

'We're really sorry. We were reading the 'use by date' upside down.'

"Yes Sir, this is your order from "Dung Beetle Catering", but perhaps you meant to order from "Doug Beetle Catering"?"

"I'm gonna throw this in her direction...just to give her a little scare!"

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

Patissier