Hotel And Catering Gifts

Which of you is the short order cook?

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'Now here's a place I like!'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'I always cry at weddings!'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"This is our soft opening."

Canape?

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Party time.

Burnt or Raw?

A Woman Holding Canapes

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

'I was in the catering corps.'

Time for Tea!