Hotel And Catering T-Shirts

Which of you is the short order cook?

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'I always cry at weddings!'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Now here's a place I like!'

Canape?

"This is our soft opening."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Party time.

Burnt or Raw?

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

A Woman Holding Canapes

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

Time for Tea!

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps