Catering A Party T-Shirts

Party time.

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Wine Lady

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Join me in a Martini?

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'I always cry at weddings!'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"This is our soft opening."

Canape?

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

A Woman Holding Canapes

Burnt or Raw?

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

'I was in the catering corps.'

Time for Tea!