Catering A Party Pillows

Party time.

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Wine Lady

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Join me in a Martini?

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"This is our soft opening."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Canape?

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

Burnt or Raw?

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

A Woman Holding Canapes

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'I was in the catering corps.'

Time for Tea!

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'