Caterers Pillows

Lunch-Hour Highlights

Olympic Catering: 'A small coffee please.'

"Perhaps it was the eel," The Lefleurs commiserate with their paying guest.

"Yes Sir, this is your order from "Dung Beetle Catering", but perhaps you meant to order from "Doug Beetle Catering"?"

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'I always cry at weddings!'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Canape?

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"This is our soft opening."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Party time.

A Woman Holding Canapes

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Burnt or Raw?

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'I was in the catering corps.'

Time for Tea!

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

'Can I have flies with that'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."