Caterers Pillows

Lunch-Hour Highlights

Olympic Catering: 'A small coffee please.'

"Perhaps it was the eel," The Lefleurs commiserate with their paying guest.

'Sorry it took so long, lady. Let me warm the pizza up a bit for ya.'

"Yes Sir, this is your order from "Dung Beetle Catering", but perhaps you meant to order from "Doug Beetle Catering"?"

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Canape?

"This is our soft opening."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'I always cry at weddings!'

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Party time.

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

Burnt or Raw?

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

A Woman Holding Canapes

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

'I was in the catering corps.'

Time for Tea!

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."