Catering Professional Pillows

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

Restaurant School: Fresh-Ground Pepper 101

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

"Which cooking competition show did you get your training from?"

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"This is our soft opening."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Canape?

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Party time.

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

A Woman Holding Canapes

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Burnt or Raw?

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

'I was in the catering corps.'

Time for Tea!

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."