Catering Business Owner Pillows

"Do you do catering?"

'I sent out for everything.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Do you have any catsup?'

Fast food. Even faster food

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Try to guess the continent dining...

Today's special... donuts.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"This is our soft opening."

Kitchen Kapers

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"