"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'
Starting A Catering Business Pillows
Add comfort and humor to their workspace or home with plush pillows featuring witty slogans about starting a catering business—a cozy reminder of their big leap.
'I sent out for everything.'
Come dine with me!
"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."
Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'
'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'
Happy Knife, Happy Wife
Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.
Canape?
"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."
'You realize we're only having three people over...'
"This is our soft opening."
The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey
"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."
'I always cry at weddings!'
"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."
"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"
Party time.
'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'
Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!
'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'
A Woman Holding Canapes
Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.
'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'
'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'
Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!
Burnt or Raw?
'I was in the catering corps.'
Time for Tea!
"I'd like to toast our guests."
"Out with the old fish, in with the new."
"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."
'Can I have flies with that'
'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'
The dress uniform of the Catering Corps
Starting A Catering Business Pillows Collection
Starting A Catering Business Mugs
Explore our collection of catering business mugs—perfect for adding humor and motivation to their daily routine.
Starting A Catering Business Prints
Decorate their workspace with inspiring prints that celebrate their new catering venture and motivate them every day.
Starting A Catering Business T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts designed for new catering entrepreneurs—wear their new business pride with a witty twist.