Starting A Catering Business Mugs

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Canape?

'I always cry at weddings!'

"This is our soft opening."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Party time.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Burnt or Raw?

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

A Woman Holding Canapes

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

Time for Tea!

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

'Can I have flies with that'